Always bet on (big) black!

Big Pick Nick.

Much like Alan Moore, AOC tends to butt heads with the people in charge of DC.

“It is an inevitability that Culture Industry will always find a way to repurpose the avant-garde.”

And yes, I am drinking a Miller Genuine Draft

Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

The Clippers are just so much more fun than they were during the futile withering of those CP3/Blake/Jordan teams and the transformation from joyless 2nd round exit to this 2013-Nuggets-vibe team has been a delight. 

Eh, I don’t see this as a fundamentals thing—if anything, running to an open spot for a spot-up jumper is a hell of a lot more of a fundamental James Naismith-y thing to do than zipping a bunch of showy touch passes back and forth at a sprint—so much as a stylistic one. Those classic fast-breaks are just fucking…

Brown acid will find a way.

It’s been said that Schroder’s cat was both gay and not gay until you asked it directly for clarification.

“And this time around, we’ll have control of everything.”

shit yeah! Here’s some other things they should bring back:

Will Sha Na Na be there? Someone alert Hot Dog!

It’s 19 fuckin degrees in Chicago today, you dick. Don’t kick us while we’re down.

This guy is pretty good at preventing goals:

Picturing a gang of 350-lb O-line men repeatedly throwing a limp body with a football duct taped to it up against a wall of defenders has sent me into a now 3 minute long bout of chuckles.

Hey I can understand the need to post pseudonymously after a high profile loss like that but can you at least tell us what position you play?

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Lynch’s version has flaws, but I always thought the casting of the nephews to be very good. Though the Baron to be more grotesque than he had to be. In the books I thought the point was that the nephews were each a half of the Baron, Raban the Cruelty and the Gluttony and Feyd the Charisma and Cunning. Lynch missed…

...tizenship rhetoric!