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In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

Do the Bears shit their pants in the woods?

Sports aren’t fun. I don’t know why I waste so much time on this shit.

He hit the goal post 7 times this year. Twice to end their season.

I hate that I like the Bears.

I find it delightfully ironic that President Zod is erroneously upset about a call against a team whose best player is named Khalil.

There's just one thing about that. 

True story: went to a small high school in northern New England (like 60 kids per class). We had an English exchange student join us for his senior year, and he was, as you might imagine, instantly the best player on our soccer team. EVERY single game he’d get a yellow card for swearing. One game he got double…

Hmmm. I view them as more prone to St.-Louis-Cardinals-”right-way”-ism.

As a Spurs fan, I’m not even mad Harden willed this one out. This is one fucking phenomenal display of basketball tonight. And he wasn’t chipping away to that 44 with undeserved free throws; dude turned a 20-point deficit against a dynastic team into goddamn NBA JAM catch up AI. What a goddamn game to watch tonight,…

They were afraid that if they cheered for him, he might laugh. 

I always assumed the Pelicans are broke. The crossover hires seem like a cost-saving manuever. How else do you end up playing in the “Smoothie King Center?”

They lost by 20 to Evansville, 40 to San Diego State, and 8 to what appears to be a man named Lamar. So yeah, 5th in the pac-12 sounds about right actually.

with news like this, it’ll be nearly impossible for the 76ers to pass him up come draft day.  

A friend of mine posted a tweet/headline from CBS news a little while ago about a man who saved another man from a car accident. The savior missed a job interview to do so and apparently lost his shirt in the process. The man also happened to be an ex-convict.

But is he really living without a Whopper every day?

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian