Sadly, that kill was one of the few highlights of what was otherwise a stunningly disappointing film. Still can’t believe that cast and that director combined to make...that movie.

The definitive film adaptation of “The Colour Out of Space” already exists. Or haven’t you seen the peerless 1987 Wil Wheaton/Claude Akins vehicle The Curse?

Caught this at Brooklyn Horror Fest and it’s lodged squarely in my top 10 of 2018. You won’t be disappointed.

Also, first-year players on this team would be very confusing. Imagine talking about “Veterans rookie Chase Whatsisname” or the “ Veterans’ new class of rookies.” Come to think of it, “Veteran corner back signs with the Veterans” is even worse.

I’m a Lakers lifer, but other than Kyrie (who just seems kinda dour and thick-headed) I cannot bring myself to dislike the Brad Stevens–era Celtics. It’s like I don’t even recognize the face in the mirror anymore.

Seems like the Lakers put up this line every night and they get their asses kicked on the regular. Defense just isn’t “a thing” anymore.

So much number 5. Allen Robinson was straight-up Mister Fucking Casual about that catch.

What the hell is a “pom-pon”?

Don’t forget they left IDLES off the punk list. Utterly confusing.

My wife thought I was being a typical Lakers homer as I whined about Harden’s joy-killing brand of anti-basketball. After watching him draw five fouls in like one minute, she wrinkles her nose and says, “Ew, I fucking hate this guy.”

Glad to see they’re no longer skirting this...

Nope, can’t do it.

Damn, so little critical love for Tee Grizzley this year. I thought Activated was great.

Many molds can survive the freezer, but their rate of growth slows to essentially nothing in sub-freezing temperatures. So untainted bread will remain fine (until freezer burn kills it) and “tainted” bread with no visible mold is still fine as long as it goes straight from the freezer to the toaster.

Either they don’t consider IDLES punk for some dumb reason, or it appears on their best-of-the-year list and there is no crossover. Same thing appeared to happen with Sleep on their list of best metal albums. 

For those who wish to find it, his “Sleight and Shadow” lecture was at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, not MoMA (The Museum of Modern Art).

List invalidated due to omission of “Day the Scotties Tournament of Hearts starts”

Derrick Rose sighted on grassy knoll during Shaun Livingston’s 2007 “knee game.”

There’s also some rep spillover from the Duke lacrosse team.

As a Tyson Chandler fan and an appropriately abashed Lakers fanatic, I’m still inclined to say that no, the Lakers will not be relevant this year. Now if they played in the Eastern Conference...

Same here. Why would anyone find a Raggedy Andy costume offensive? Creepy, sure, but not offensive.