A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.

Go to your room.

There is no way this racist meathead voluntarily gave up a cop uniform/gun/badge. 

That camo Jazz hat might as well say “My Other Hat is a MAGA Hat.”

If the team reviewed video evidence and eyewitness accounts and then banned him it clearly wasn’t a misunderstanding. Also, I hate him because he is openly racist on Twitter. Your defense of this demonstrably racist asshole is what’s sad.

I wonder if he’ll change to his MAGA hat when he goes to court.

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

Exactly! I think it’d be good for the NBA to have a Malice in the Palace type brawl every few years to remind assholes like this guy that the people they’re heckling are PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES who can, and will, beat that ass if you step out of line  

This large adult son just announced an hour ago he is suing Westbrook.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Gimme the keys to the franchise, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker

Saying “the Lakers” in the headline kinda misconstrues the point of the passage. The point of that passage was that *Luke Walton* wanted good players but *the Lakers* wanted the bad players they signed. As such, they will soon be firing Luke Walton.

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

Drew, give us your undercover reporting of BIG HOSPITAL!

I self-tampererd last night. I’m not proud of it, but it was about 12:45 and I wasn’t tired enough to sleep yet, so what are you gonna do?

This tweet has slayed me:

I still say the Spurs are the outlier. I’m sure they have bad fans (There are some bad people in Texas), but they seem to keep their shit tight. The Spurs have won 1/4 of the last 20 titles, and God help me, I don't hate them. 

Not really. Do you know anyone who viscerally hates either the Baseball or Football Giants? Or the Blackhawks? The Astros? 

Nah, I’m pretty sure everyone hates the Patriots for the right reasons; because their owner, coach and QB are MAGA chuds, because the brutal efficiency with which they make it to the Super Bowl is excessively boring, and because winning for going on two decades has made their fans fucking intolerable, both in the way…

No, I really hate their fans.