Well I will just keep not doing it, then.

Are you in 1996?

And this is exactly why drafting Barkley at 2 was such a dilemma. Don’t get me wrong, Saquon is amazing. But had they taken Darnold last year with the advantageous draft position they had, they would have had a much easier time finding someone who could fill that production at RB, and they wouldn’t have had to force…

How will death affect his mobility in the pocket?

Nah, he plays for the Giants, not the Mets.

Prediction: Eli Manning will sign a contract extension in the offseason and immediately die of natural causes. Then he’ll start all 16 games next year.

The Disney Princess you are most like is... Eeyore.

No, you do not look like Ariana Grande

Those jerseys are like a 7-Up billboard from a Philip K. Dick movie.

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

I scrolled down throughout the article hoping to read a header like “Stop cutting and pasting a collection of tweets and then calling it a story”.

I love waking up early on weekends because it is the best time to do stupid, time-wasting activities like video games absolutely guilt free. And also I can make pancakes.

How is it going to get worse? The stadium, Barry, the stadium!

That's a lot of money and a very bleak future for Washington over a defunct Wall.

You have the Eagles (my #1 choice), so I would have to add US Women’s Hockey FINALLY beating Canada and winning gold in the Olympics.

Crtl+F “Gritty”

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KD missed the game-winner. I’m so excited for the Locker Room Beef stories tomorrow. Like a second Christmas. Thank you, merely good now Warriors.

This perfectly reflects my decades long relationship with Cal’s football.  

Whether you think there are too many bowl games, or all bowl games are good... this game was proof for your argument.

Bathtub sequence, Minority Report.