I feel you. I once said “There is no fucking way they can make a Speed 2. It just wouldn’t make sense! How would it even make sense?”

I actually called their customer support to ask about this since I noticed that at my parents house, this doesn’t happen. They claimed there’s no way to turn it off and took down my suggestion for an “enhancement” to get rid of the crap feature they added.

This review is the first one that made me want to buy the game.

It’s a shame so much of the reception of this game and whether it’s “good” seems to be down to whether it takes a stance on US politics as though that’s a thing all games must do now.

Only took the raccoon 3 trys to figure it out.

Oh weird, I’m in my other Kinja account on accident. Okay whatever. Let’s science the shit out of this question.

Yes. The real monsters aren’t the top-scrapers, it’s the barbarians who put out rock-hard frozen butter from the fridge on the dinner table to go with the fluffy light dinner rolls. Might as well apply the butter with the immersion blender, the carnage will be the same.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

There’s a quality interview with the woman herself over at Pitchfork: https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/rap-pioneer-roxanne-shante-finally-gets-her-moment/

To verify it’s provenance, they had to dust the guitar for prince.

Emily Blunt has already starred in the best video game movie, just happened to be one that wasn’t adapted from an actual video game.

actually, the backcourt of Jones and Van Exel was really exciting to watch. during the regular season anyway. fucking utah.

The Red Army Faction was so stylish I thought Baader-Meinhof was the name of a fashion designer! 

So, plenty of local-historical chit chat but no leashes in Michigan then?

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

“This is more for the professional world, because honestly, no one that you’d consider a friend would ever dare do a voice call these days.”

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

It’s pretty much disappeared since Kinja, but what the hell:

THE AV CLUB