Most of the review would suggest a lower letter grade, and I’m a bit puzzled what the redeeming qualities are. It’s as if he’s saying “On the downside, it’s stupid. But on the plus side, it’s really stupid!”

Well it got a B which is a recommendation, but I sure couldn’t tell from the review...

Facts schmacts!

Yeah but I don’t want to put in actual effort! Can’t I just pour some cheapo Prego in a pot and warm that shit up for four minutes?

Coulda saved a few keystrokes by just typing “I’m a maniac” instead

Touch of Greyscale

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

Well first of all, the AVClub isn’t a blog. Second of all, I skipped wasting my time on The Cloverfield Effect or whatever it’s called and now I will skip this ,both thanks to AVClub reviews. Given my very limited spare time, film criticism is very important to me and it is important for me to find reviewers I can…

Can’t agree with this more. I fucking hate when I click a headline and its a video. Today for instance I saw a headline along the lines of “Mickey Callaway discusses Mets rotation”. I click only to see a video of the manager discussing it, and not written content. I don’t know about anyone else but most of the time I…

Seeing way more video content here recently. Please tell me you guys (Jez/Giz/etc. You will forever be the “Gawker family” to me. Fuck you Thiel) aren’t trying to go the same way. Not everyone can watch clips and video at work. While I can do so, I hate receiving content like that. I want to read it. Pretty sure the…

Citing the failure of its social video efforts

“People of Earth, Thanos accepts your gratitude!”

I don’t think the Soul Stone is in Wakanda. I think it will be missing until the third act of Avengers 4, after Thanos has collected all of the other Infinity Stones, and the Avengers are scrambling to find the last one before he can. At some point, Tony Stark will freak out, screaming, “If it’s not in Wakanda, where…

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Larry Nance, Jr. was robbed. Plain and simple. Donovan Mitchell shouldn’t have received more than 45 on both of his final round dunks. They were just weak.

I liked Blackcoat’s Daughter because the other shoe finally does actually drop, but I am the Pretty Thing is a movie in which literally nothing happens. Complete waste of time.

Or for better visibility and air circulation, but nice try. :-)

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

1. Regular table salt usually means iodized salt which is... iodized, and also contains other chemicals such as anti-clumping agents and whatnot. These things affect the flavor, so yeah, they taste different