here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

The Latin portion of law jargon is tiny. Most law jargon is the result of nothing ever being written from scratch. Imagine if you only had one base email and you copy-pasted it for decades and just added in new sentences as they were needed. Congratulations, you just drafted a contract.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

His shot was designed by Theo Huxtable’s Gordon Gartrell shirt

It’s like you’ve never heard of Greg Land...

What makes a Dukie mindlessly defend his school on the internet? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of dukebaggery?

Didn’t you guys have Matt Barnes for a bit too?

I Googled “SandpiperAir.”

Oh, I get it. I’m a Clippers fan and watch just about every game.

If it makes you feel better, he was part of a Duke team that lost in the 1st Round as a #2 seed.

I somehow knew even before checking Google that this guy went to Duke.

luckily you’re still a dick so I guess we’re all set.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

About 66,829 ways.

Yeah I can’t believe the racial politics of this...the ostensibly ugly Orcs are associated with hiphop and gang culture and clearly coded to be the movie’s African Americans, while the elves are the most beatific and clearly coded to be whites. It’s pretty stunning.

Ah, but the comment refers to Wayne, not his alter ego. Bale’s Wayne is a monk with a billionaire playboy cover. Affleck’s Wayne is pathologically a billionaire playboy; you get the sense that he buys expensive shit and drinks and (occasionally) charms for many of the same reasons he puts on the suit. He wants the…