Alex

Man, World War III is really going to suck. 

Who was the fucking snitch?

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Boring. Let’s clone these guys, Anisodon, the giant prehistoric horse/ape thing.

Thank god. It’s bad enough having 4.0 I6 jeeps tailgate me and drive aggressively. I don’t need Fred Durst lookalikes roaming around in 700hp mall-crawlers with 6 inch lifts ok, I can’t just watch someone crash and not stop to help. Don’t make me help Fred Durst or people who look like him 

Yes it’s getting banned in China for the 100th time. You are so naive to think China is banning annnnyyything because of the environment

Splinternews: Let’s stick it to Amazon.....

Someone airdrop that photo here

Matt doesn’t get it, so a “lol” is the best he could come up with.

People who lost $0 don’t write stories like that.

The Border Force released this photo of the suspect taken before capture

Snoop and Martha’s friendship is pure and good should be cherished.

To be honest, I’m kind of starting to think it might be a good idea to shut the whole thing down already.

Chef’s Table episodes are too long.  After 30 minutes I can’t watch the same person cut tomato’s in slow motion anymore. It had to be said.

I honestly did not expect “Pork Fests” to literally mean they ate pork.

We cant even have a 1 dollar coin with Sacajawea on it, because people prefer a piece of crumply paper. No WAY are we getting any coins with angles.

Since it was found in a tomb, I’m gonna guess it didn’t work.

probably urine. biggest joke from a dead troll, ever.