fake

Yes the fuck we are.

Totally with you on that. I don’t have to wear a tie, but slacks, an oxford, and leather shoes ARE torture in the summer. I envy my wife for being able to wear flip-flops to work. I would kill for that. 

Hope the Palm Springs Water Dept. has people working OT the following week.

Cold Steak and hot sauce is a fav.

Too bad all the people in LA who grew up with this are now living on the streets there. 

Nah, spend $1000+ so Giz gets an Amazon commission. 

Nah, spend $1000+ so Giz gets an Amazon commission. 

Stamford, CT - paying cops $100+ to direct traffic for roadwork. 

Same, I have a 2012 Passat, make in TN, I believe. Almost no issues aside from regular maintenance.

That pork is making me salivate rn. I want that for breakfast. NOW!

They should lock him up in a subway train for a month, watch him squirm. 

NooDOle it yourself

You win the internet for the day. 

What’s up with those shit dash switches? They look like they’re from the 80's.

Trader Joe’s umami seasoning.

Youuuu

20% tax is a killer. Taxachusetts 

Keep the cussin!

I am going to go ahead and say it, lomo is trash! Who tf wants soggy fries, neck meat, and mushy tomatoes in one dish? The ahi sauce is the saving grace, but then again, it’s pretty much lettuce juice. Weird shit man.