That’s a ... Lada pressure.

I absolutely love the lines but this looks like a goddamn Logitech Harmony remote. 

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

Where exactly did everyone think the free range organic zebra steaks came from?

Since it’s French it can go backwards at the same speed it can go forwards.

Don’t give them ideas.

omelette du fromage

Anthropologists will look back and declare that once we had to stop rewinding and being kind to each other, the crumbling of the empire began.

Alex

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Thank god. It’s bad enough having 4.0 I6 jeeps tailgate me and drive aggressively. I don’t need Fred Durst lookalikes roaming around in 700hp mall-crawlers with 6 inch lifts ok, I can’t just watch someone crash and not stop to help. Don’t make me help Fred Durst or people who look like him 

Snoop and Martha’s friendship is pure and good should be cherished.

Chef’s Table episodes are too long.  After 30 minutes I can’t watch the same person cut tomato’s in slow motion anymore. It had to be said.

Not to mention the air quality hit taken after I eat my 7 bean chili.

Ok, that’s some Final Destination shit right there. 

This is one of my least favorite flavor combinations.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If he hadn’t worked on his alternator, those 17 cars would still be with us.

Iguana Gold. Not insanely hot, so you can shake a good amount on anything and actually taste it, but it’ll catch up on you! It’s really the only multiple bottle small sauce we keep because we go through it so fast: It’s our default hot sauce.

Iguana Gold. Not insanely hot, so you can shake a good amount on anything and actually taste it, but it’ll catch up…

Want to love it. Don’t love it.