Not to mention the air quality hit taken after I eat my 7 bean chili.

Ok, that’s some Final Destination shit right there. 

This is one of my least favorite flavor combinations.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If he hadn’t worked on his alternator, those 17 cars would still be with us.

Iguana Gold. Not insanely hot, so you can shake a good amount on anything and actually taste it, but it’ll catch up on you! It’s really the only multiple bottle small sauce we keep because we go through it so fast: It’s our default hot sauce.

Iguana Gold. Not insanely hot, so you can shake a good amount on anything and actually taste it, but it’ll catch up…

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

...and Nickelback has sold millions of records.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

They really otter know better.

Gravy is an aphrodisiac. 

I agree completely we need to quit using these kinds of anti animal phrases.

Here’s how it be

How roo’d. 

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.