Was his playbook / Bible in there?

I always thought the worst kind of person was a smart one that knew it and flaunted it. No, of course it’s this dipshit who thinks he’s John Nash.

How long before one of these dillweeds is injured from a ricocheted bullet? Those coolers are bear resistant. Maybe not #maga resistant though.

How does Burneko not know its him?

All golf courses - or at least ones in major metro areas with housing shortages - should be bought/taken and turned into public parks and/or housing. Especially in California where we’re in a drought every 8 out of 10 years. I’ve had enough dillweeds in khakis and easter-egg polos staking out precious space for the…

They know exactly what they are doing. Keeping control of a quality guy and keeping his numbers low. Mozeliak is an evil dude when it comes to that. No benefit (assuming you don’t want your players to be happy, which they certainly don’t) to the Cards in a couple down years to lose control of a guy who could be a long…

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Who the hell has the kind of money to pay that aside from giant universities with monster endowments? You don’t see the Toledo Mud Hens shelling out $10M contracts.

This all make sense, but why would you ever want to leave college if it was a complete free market? Obviously schools will self-regulate and set markets, however a completely uncapped model doesn’t even exist in our current pro systems aside from MLB. Maybe something like this would have knock on effects in the NFL,…

I can’t wait for Fox News to have to lambaste MSNBC, CNN, etc for kink-shaming Trump. It’s going to be so excellent. I want to see Hannity or Carlson talking about how it isn’t that weird, and that the rest of us are a bunch of bullies for kink-shaming our president.

But I also know there’s something different and something special about living in the cold and not only surviving, but mastering it. There’s no party like a party in the cold.

While my opinion is probably a tad biased as a Titans fan (rare, I know), I really hope that Brady is completely disrobed and has his Peyton Manning against the Seahawks moment where it’s all on display that the end is within sight. He played like crap all December so who knows. But Simmons and the rest of Boston…

I honestly don’t think we’re too far from Simmons submitting his masterpiece, his own “shithole” take. As he’s getting older his takes are somehow calcifying into even more warped, incomprehensible drivel. The good writers there (Concepcion, Baker, Serrano, etc) should stage a coup while they still can and all have a…

jesus that’s a dark turn

Good lord this is gonna be a spectacle. There are dozens if not hundreds of examples of middle-class Americans struggling to adapt to culture in more friendly / relatable environments in soccer. Can only imagined what these pampered boys are walking into. Assuming a coal magnate in Lithuania has purchased some kind of…

I want to know what Schiano has on guys like King. Breer I get because he’s such an unabashed OSU homer. Schiano must have a peepee tape on Peter King or something.

They’re not running the ball well, they’re not giving Smith protection, and their receivers have suffered injuries.

Every guy in Utah is named Kyle.

Weren’t the Colts the ones who didn’t want him to get surgery in the first place!?!?!