Book 3 in a great series from Baltimore’s finest author not named Poe. Who could forget in Book 1, where a sinister man attacked a Ravens player who was innocently practicing knife work in a dark alley? When the critics thought Book 1 couldn’t be topped, Book 2 tells the story of a man fighting his entire life to…

11. San Francisco

You forgot to add that the Redskins lost to Yo Gabba Gabbert.

The Raiders are pretty much this every year:

Drew, what is the driving force behind your current infatuation with using “I’mma”? It feels like something post-coma Drew found to be a good idea, that post-post-coma Drew (or, I dunno, your editors!??) should now realize is a weird look.

What if the Rays just AirBnB’d stadiums? They could play anywhere they could get the best deal. A couple nights in Nashville, a week in Austin, etc. Eventually they could just Taskrabbit players. The shared economy goes pro!

I’m guessing your average Bills fan doesn’t know sign language.

Eevry league is a selling league aside from the EPL. The Bundesliga (aside from Bayern) and La Liga (aside from Barça and Real) are selling leagues. Do American fans want a retirement league or one that is self-sufficient? If it's the latter you sell your best, even if it's only a year or two. The bigger issue is if…

Do people ever travel to Philadelphia? I mean I’ve connected through there on flights. But aside from townies in rural Pennsylvania, do tourists ever go there? Aside from some history and Always Sunny filming spots, I can’t imagine anyone having any desire to actively make the effort to get there.

Drew, learn to read ya dummy. The “trample the weak” sign was from exoticsmashmouthboy Mularkey. 

Can only imagine the NCAA is already scheming a way to work with the NBA on how to stop this. If it works, leagues in Spain, Italy, etc. could do the same. Hopefully Silver & Co are smart enough to let it happen

The incel king, Michael Bidwill.

Michael Bidwell, the world’s most virginy virgin, also plays alto sax in The Straightshots, who support their lead man JD. 

So this is where Richard Spencer re-routed to from Poland. Hmph. 

Glad to see Trotzy cash in. Earned it after all the cheap years in Nashville, building a contender there and then ending the drought in DC. Good retirement gig!

When Whole Foods first started doing the shorter, stocky-shaped butter sticks my wife figured they were just half sticks. She made a batch of cookies with that in mind, and doubled what the recipe called for in butter. They may have been the best cookies I’ve ever had, but I also think I almost had a heart attack.

Are we asking the right questions here? Maybe a new slant involves looking at BC’s neck. Is it maybe just that he has no neck, so his collars go up to his ears? Worth investigating.

HA HA HA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO DOCKS PFT. HE SHOWED YOU. RIGHT AFTER HE SENT THE EMAIL THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL BUFFOON YOU OF COURSE DIDNT HAVE A RESPONSE BECAUSE GAWKER IS DEAD. DEAD. WHY CANT YOU JUST ECXEPT THAT. LISTEN MISS YOU DONT HAVE THE CHOPS NOR DO YOU HAVE THE HOPS TO MAKE IT IN THIS LEAGUE.…

Oof. This kid is probably wishing he used a burner.

It’s only Yanny if you hear it in Cartman-voice.