No mention of Jesse Marsch, the 1st American-born & raised coach in the Champions League?

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

His nose looks like my labradoodle’s nutsack.

Chef: MY MOM

Strange photo of the one-man team, considering the one man isn’t in it.

But somehow more disturbing than what you’re thinking.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

+1 kiss on the lips.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

Was going to comment the exact same thing. Legit lol’ed at that one.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Just because you guys are in the pocket of BIG FUCKING ON THE SUBWAY doesn’t mean you should criticize other websites for how they make money.

#feelsbadman

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.