The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

...once-noble outlets.

This is enough. I’ve had it. Time to get Thiel back in here and shut the whole thing down.

“cam being cam”

All pretty good except the early dinner thing. If you look for a reservation last minute you won’t find anything except maybe 5:30 and 9:45. 8-9:30 are peak hours for dinner.

A. take whatever time is needed in the morning to “wake your bowels” like most normal runners do.

Can’t upset the Disneyland-going folk

There’s no coming back from Okenrub. I’m glad for Albert that one (hopefully) never was around in grade school. He’d have to change schools.

Man Robert Smith OWNED Burneko. I don’t see how he comes back from that one.

Welcome to Las Vegas, Raiders! I look forward to this being a very fruitful relationship. jesus...

This is the face of every high school / frat / etc bully in a movie once he gets tossed into the pool / loses the karate fight / etc.

Billy... I know you probably just got into “football” later in life. But seriously, have some perspective. Italy won the 1982 World Cup without winning a game in the first round. So do they deserve to not be champs? The way you talk you must be an Arsenal fan, because yea aesthetic is great and who doesn’t love a…

Ho shit really took a turn there at the end.

Lions fans seem to be very boring complainers. Fitting. They’re like Browns fans without the gallows humor, or Bills fans with less everything (aside from buttmunchin’).

Looking at that guy’s profile picture, I read that whole diatribe in a Lou Holtz type voice. Really hope that’s what this idiot sounds like. If this is his understanding of “draft-dodging” I cringe at any judgement he’s laid down.

.... then don’t have a goddamn patriotic display before the games! Stick to sports if that’s what you want players to do!

I mean yea this blog is a bit loose; but the idea that a writer has an entire article about how bad something is, then at the end is like, “whatever it’s good for LA” with not much back up is a bit off.

While many would agree on principle around MLS needing to grow up, and put in motion a plan for prom/rel, I think most also understand how hard it is to get m/billionaires money to back a team if it could be triple A in a year. Either way your understanding of the game in the US seems to be, “I friggin’ love playing…

This is the cherry on top. Explaining to some doofus that this is satire. It’s like another meta layer that I really enjoy. Let the morans thing this is a targeted attack.

This is what I came here for, oh yes. Please keep going, please.