Better than a stage, all houses/apartments should have ornate balconies. Whenever I drive by this one in San Francisco, I always imagine what kickass dictator speeches I could give from it. Mussolini can suck it.

“Right back ‘atcha, Bernie.” - JFF

Can we find out why there are so many damn people at a HS game? I guess if they’re doing stuff like this on the regular... makes sense.

Just like Seven was reserved by George Costanza, Clipboard has been called by Charlie Whitehurst.

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Cue Schefter and Morty furiously tapping away at their Blackberries, “geotagging” selfies from NYE at Domino’s. Nothing to see here.

His patented dunk is called the “Lenay”

Hopefully grams is still up and awake for episode 9 of Master of None. The first 10 minutes of that one will be reaaaaaaal comfortable.

I’m calling it, it’s gonna be Richansanity.

Broncos season in a nutshell: Peyton sucks. Peyton’s great. Here we go Super Bowl. Oh shit Peyton’s old, falling apart and sucks. Brock’s a god. Maybe Brock’s the God. Super Bowl aw hell yea. Oh shit Brock sucks too. We didn’t cut/IR Peyton did we?

He’s still on the street, c’mon Titans give him a 1 week deal. Pollard/Bernie vs Brady/Trump

At Kansas City to that insufferable list. They very much expect people to be happy for them, and the faux-’aw shucks little old us whodathunkit’ act is so over the top.

This kid was just acting rational. The cocky one was the other ‘keeper. Why the hell was he at midfield?? If you’re going all out for a goal, either get in the box or stay in your own. Silly Uruguayan.

What a lightweight.

I think Rob Bironas may take the cake for the K position (RIP).

If they can finish out December with 8 pts (or more obviously) they have a legitimate shot to get into Europe. Their January schedule is much friendlier and if they keep beating/drawing the teams they should (8-20 in the table) who knows what could happen. Would be awesome to see their May 15th fixture vs Chelsea be…

THANKSGIVING COLOR RUSH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NFLLLLL

Military flyovers are the best. They are our version of the Russian/North Korean tank-rollin’-down-the-street parade. But we get football after and not a speech from dear leader.

A spider about the size of a nickel just crawled (actually like kind of skip-jumped) across my desk. Quick little effer and can’t find him now. But he’s around here somewhere. I’m on the west coast, it’s only 11:37am. Still, fair to head home for the day?