What does the Deadspin part of the Gawker office smell like? I’m guessing probably like the rental shoe section at a bowling alley.

“You take any accounting classes at Townson, son?” - Jimmy Haslam

It’s totally crazy that a champion of the mighty Polish Football League can’t get a job in the lowly NFL.

Camelot is dead.

What’s the point of paying $18k for pre-school and then end up in public school? Unless it’s like some feeder program for elite private schools, this is just wild.

Probably a Pats fan.

“I could play through it.” - Jim Irsay, halfway through his morning oxy ingestion.

Only waited almost 12 hours to respond. Hopefully this doesn’t die over the weekend, but JJ’s PR folks timed this to totally let slide through the cracks.

Well yea I guess the union is just as at fault as he is, but Goodell will be the one with egg on his face since he was (and likely still is) judge/jury/executioner.

This is probably it for Goodell, right? I mean first the RR video now this? I mean come on owners you need to step up here. The fact that they thought through the process after all this and ended up where they did... yikes.

Oh its still there. Along with the other thousands like his.

If Jerry Jones had seen these before today, he needs to be fucking committed somewhere stat.

Good work Goodell, really learned from the Ray Rice incident. Will be interesting to see NFL’s reaction now that these (inevitably, mind you) have gone public.

HA! Those teabaggers in Boston/Foxboro must nawt be varry patri-awtic tbh.

Most Royals fans likely yelled, “Moooooooooooooooooose” when Gomes came up.

I like how Simmons dumps on ESPN for the whole thing, as if he didn’t act like a petulant child when he was grounded or had his toy taken away, and then essentially conspires to bury said toy 6 feet under. He’s such a narcissist he doesn’t grasp that he just cost 40 people their jobs (or at least jobs they preferred…

Still have Grantland linked on the ESPN front page, so this seems like a pretty quick decision. Unless they don’t plan on completely scrubbing away the archives.

Can probably pull certain Grantlanders into FiveThirtyEight I’d imagine. Lowe, Keri and Barnwell seem logical. But I don’t know that that will do much honestly. Maybe with the presidential election that site will actually get going.