This is awesome. Never thought that Vigo the Carpathian would have such an interesting/terrible backstory, but seems like I shouldn’t have been surprised.

Not much different than having kids when you think about it.

Or being an extra in a 1980’s English soccer hooligan movie.

This entire entry is about how they specifically try to avoid 3rd and long.

Clickbert is Dilbert’s doofus cousin from West Virginie.

I’m more interested in in field goal percentage on laundry basket shots. Nothing better than kissing a wadded up t-shirt off the wall for a bucket. I may be way overconfident, but my 3-point % for laundry basket shots is north of .400.

It should read Niners/Raiders. All Bay Area teams have just as bad fans (this includes the Giants) but don’t get the credit/derision.

Coming from Joey Tallywacker, no puns needed.

Well seems even more bizarre then to use that in this context. KJ will hopefully get his soon enough.

What in the world does, “There’s no there there” mean?? Said it twice.

Have to jack the volume to 11 to barely be able to hear it.

Really hard to follow these state abbreviations. Missouri or Mississippi?

If there were a 3rd party in the Civil War that was Texas wanting to secede on their own, pretty sure Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis would’ve let them.

Robin Ventura made out better this time around.

This didn’t happen in the fall, did it?

Took me a long time to realize that was Weird Al.

What’s more embarrassing in the video: The “bee-bee-bong-bong” part or this guy:

Annnnnnd this won’t be the top Blatter news of the day in 5, 4, 3, 2...

The best part is Enterprise Rent-a-Car is actually headquartered in STL suburbs, and they didn’t even want any part of this

Greg’s point still holds true though. Mickey Mouse, Inc. hit $7.5B in profit in 2014, and that includes all the escalating costs ESPN incurred - which aren’t as crazy as other networks since they host 1 NFL game a week and lost the World Cup rights for the next couple decades. ESPN’s cost structure isn’t going to…