Ctrl + F: “earthquakes”, replace “zombies”

Definitely introduce the Lupica. You could even make it an audio segment. The impression is so spot on

Who drives a minivan than doesn’t have 3-5 syrup-covered kids in it?

Dude, have you been to Santa Cruz?? By no means does any of that dialogue sound out of place. There’s a rip in the space-time continuum or something in SC, it’s the most terrible-beautiful place I’ve ever been. Views/geography are amazing, but the people are a complete mystery.

I don’t understand why ‘being hit by a car’ is always rated so low here.

So is the original one worth watching before the sequel? Too bad netflix doesn’t have both

Likely would be the same in the US if the setting was St. Louis, Baltimore, etc.

These are the definitive rankings. But is fall elite? It’s certainly the best season, but does it Run the Jewels?. Should bust out the brackets.

Very important research. I can smell a Pulitzer for this work. Smells musty.

From the sounds of it, you should just go hang out at Williams-Sonoma. Copper cups galore for the fall season.

Just athletically this was impressive... but seems like he’s gotten better on the ball. His touch wasn’t awful, but seems like he’s gotten sharper on the ball. Just needs to show it in games now.

I used to go on family vacations to Mackinaw City (Mackinac Island is across the way a bit). I bet they were fighting about taffy. So much salt water taffy up there, you’re gonna throw hands over it at some point.

That’s more teal than you normally see in Miami on Sundays.

Ha it was in jest (somewhat at least). Still considering putting it on there, but in the area I live in people are listing for $600/night on average right now. Weighing that $$$ with the likely destruction of my apt is a toss up right now.

You mean AirBnB for $1200 a night right? Because my place is going to be listed soon and is only 2 miles from Super Bowl City!

I knew a guy in college that drunkenly bought a DVD of Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts after being out at the bars all night. Unfortunately for him it was just some weirdo who used a video camera to record his TV playing the show, and the audio is pretty terrible. Can hear the guy rustling around a bag of chips even.

Should change it to Shannon Sharpe. For some reason when I read Emmitt it always sounds like Shannon Sharpe anyhow in my dome.

True Boston fans know what you’re talking about.

I love rookie QB seasons, man. It’s the only time when losing is kinda sorta tolerable because you’re so preoccupied with evaluating the rookie and reading WAY too much into every throw he makes.

Lord even their fan letters suck. Way to stay on point hoosiers.