I knew a guy who had some kind of tic (maybe Tourettes, he never said) involving blinking. His gf’s friends all called him Blinky.

Not to be that guy, but I defy you (or any other neophyte) to run out on a soccer field and not look like a total ass. It’s impossible. Soccer requires such different coordination (ie foot-eye) that most n00bs will run on the field staring at their feet or tripping over the ball. In theory football should be the…

Get with it, DAVE!

Totally! His F bombs are so forced, he’s trying soooo hard to look tough. He’s trying to be Cool Schiano maybe. 3 years max before he’s back in college or as a coordinator/position coach.

What do you normally do for dudes that don’t pay? We’ve had issues with guys not paying in the past, to the point that they don’t pay at all. Right now we are going with freezing rosters if you haven’t paid by week 1, but that strikes me as ineffective for a deadbeat anyhow.

Looks like an upside-down eyebrow.

+1 for avoiding offensive blackface, like really surprised he didn’t go for it.

It’s fine. If True Detective is right, going “north” from LA can be done in like a couple hours.

Depends on what you mean by it.

Not so much here, not here, but riiiiight here.

I don’t think Chelsea can pull off what they did the last half of last season again (ie only rotating through about 14 total players). Terry is going to fade after X-mas, and unless Zouma is super-consistent early this year they’ll leak a few. Just based off depth (or being able to throw infinite $30M players at a…

Yea I get that, and I’m not dumping on what he or Bill do. But I also don’t think either could provide (and neither could most American readers who’d write in) the kind of depth of hatred or silliness when making fun of certain areas of the country. Magary can eviscerate Buffalo or Kansas City rather easily being an…

For the 2016/17 season, would be awesome to get an English writer to do, “Why Your Team Sucks - EPL”. I don’t think an American could really do it justice on getting the pulse of the fan bases (especially outside the top 6 or so). It’s the best way to get to a know a club/team when someone is crapping all over it.

Michael Bradley with hair.

Not to Anchor down, ya don’t. Aside from the Cumberland River in Nashville, this is a maritime-themed marketing scheme in a landlocked state.

He’s still a moron either way.

Civil ConFLiCT.

I think Ventura was planning on spearing Ryan - why he ducks his head to Ryan’s midsection doesn’t make sense otherwise - but then realized he was about to break a grandpa’s hip, hesitated and then got his pants beat off. If he goes full-steam and spears Ryan it’s probably over right there. But then Nolan Ryan is…