new God, who dis?

The clown shoes are for the next time she defends Woody Allen again.

Stop trying to video tape it you monsters!!!! It's been proven that video kills radio stars.

That looks R’lyeh good.

Portrait Of A Lady On Fire was ahead of its time in so many was. :)

Never forget

Maybe it’s my quarantine-addled mind, but if they actually molded those dongs with some solid load-bearing material this can make a great garage tool organizer.

Jesus that chicken sounds gooooooood. 

I’m locked down with parents whose garden I’m comandeering for vegetables, and a brother whose dog is self-appointed seedling protector.

I fucking love cream puffs. I can buy a box of them frozen from Costco (like, 120 mini ones) and they’ll be gone within a week. I am an animal.

I have coeliac disease and I need to know what recipe you used! Considering making a croque en bouche and eating the entire thing by myself in one sitting

My cousin’s first cook book is about to be published and it’s been featured in several national British newspapers as well as the New York Times. We made her roast chicken with lemon, rosemary, garlic and anchovy butter and it was heavenly. I’m so proud of her and so full of chicken!

Feeling these vibes my dear. For what it's worth I've always thought you were fucking badass

JFC. First it was tiki torches, now it’s Hawaiian shirts.

“Don’t you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome.”

I miss Pushing Daisies every single day.

If that ain’t America, I don’t know what is at this point...