new God, who dis?

The clown shoes are for the next time she defends Woody Allen again.

Portrait Of A Lady On Fire was ahead of its time in so many was. :)

Never forget

Maybe it’s my quarantine-addled mind, but if they actually molded those dongs with some solid load-bearing material this can make a great garage tool organizer.

Jesus that chicken sounds gooooooood. 

I’m locked down with parents whose garden I’m comandeering for vegetables, and a brother whose dog is self-appointed seedling protector.

I fucking love cream puffs. I can buy a box of them frozen from Costco (like, 120 mini ones) and they’ll be gone within a week. I am an animal.

I have coeliac disease and I need to know what recipe you used! Considering making a croque en bouche and eating the entire thing by myself in one sitting

My cousin’s first cook book is about to be published and it’s been featured in several national British newspapers as well as the New York Times. We made her roast chicken with lemon, rosemary, garlic and anchovy butter and it was heavenly. I’m so proud of her and so full of chicken!

Feeling these vibes my dear. For what it's worth I've always thought you were fucking badass

“Don’t you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome.”

There they go, one of God’s own prototypes. 

For anyone who hits a paywall:

Single payer health insurance will help everyone. If she doesn’t think that’s good enough by itself to vote on then she hasn’t had the experience of someone close to her losing all of their money because of health problems and there’s not really anything anyone can do about that.

Yeah, in retrospect, one of the things that the Sanders and Warren campaigns really should have hammered home, relentlessly and even before the campaigns officially started, is that we need to be less afraid of Donald Trump, and more afraid of Mitch McConnell.

There is also a huge danger though, in minimizing the degree of complicity of the average German in the Holocaust.

For everyone whose youth was the ‘70s and ‘80s, the next few years are going to be savage when it comes to favorite TV, movie, and music stars.

What does he think he is, some kind of joker?