‘Most families go on ski vacations with the husband and the wife, right?’

She sounds like the female CEO of my San Francisco company, who is a former McKinsey consultant. McKinzoids commodify everything, it’s what they do. She’s done the ROI of a nanny and determined that “soft skills” don’t have a cash value, but are inherent assets of this resource class. Crushing the numbers, 86k should…

Oh I would start singing the immigrant song too if someone tried to “Robert Plant” their thumb in my ass.

Dammit, I told you not to scratch your Gugu Mbatha.

Jaboukie Young-White had the very best response to that FBI garbage, and he paid for it with his Twitter account:

Well, there were many ‘petite morts’.....

It’s a Nikki Miraj.

Neightative.

Well, the thing about Marine basic is they require you to do a lot of chin ups and since he doesn't have one I think that would disqualify him.

Now, why does Kinja tell me there are two other comments on this article but I seem to be all alone?

Pending... greys, view with caution. Yikes already. 50% douche level.

Thirsty boy finds two tall drinks of water.

The grandkids got us a smart TV for Christmas. How do I set it to mute Ricky Gervais?

It’s like a lab took the worst sitcoms from the 20th century, then took the worst parts of each of them, and Frankensteined the whole thing together into a new, awful sitcom. I don’t think Jason Biggs was cast, I think he just spontaneously appeared as a consequence of all the awfulness.

Whenever I see her mentioned, I always think of the BoJack character, Sextina Aquafina

Is she also suing for the damage done to her face?

Scher, who is a cosmetic nurse at SkinTight MedSpa

Michael Moore is a third of all white males!

After watching that dour, joyless  hostage video of Melania and Donald Trump, here’s a reminder (from just three years ago) of how joyful and inclusive a First Couple’s Christmas message can and should be!