Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that Jesus was Ashkenazi.

David Spade or Rob Schneider as Alexander Kerensky?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

He looks like the world's worst undercover cop.

I feel like some of y’all may not be old enough to remember the puke-colored palette of the 70's or the mauve horror of the 80's. Mid-century is far from the worst trend ever.

The Big Thicc.

Oh lordy, I’d never heard of Memphis design so I googled it. There are some things that can’t be unseen. So much nope.

Memphis Design = Pee-Wee’s Playouse. I’ll stick with MCM where my anxiety disorder has a fighting chance.

*Switches on Dave Brubeck while looking at my mid century modern stuff* “Naw”...*sips tea*

Hi Jezzies,

Have you read Dorothy Parker’s ‘The Betsy’? *chef’s kiss*

Never forget MizJenkins’s struggles with white feminist bloggers on this very site:

I watched an interview by a feminist; I can’t remember her name; but what struck me was her explanation of sexism vs. misogyny. Sexism is the doctrine and misogyny is the punishment when a woman does not adhere to the doctrine.

Ha! It’s funny ’cos it’s non-rhotic.

White woman harassing a woman of colour online.

How do you measure a line of Teslas? In watts?

♪ ♫ Sunshine, on my butthoooole, make me happeeeeeeee ♪ ♫ 

Any reference to dog years should give a nod to one of the best AV Club comments ever.

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