I mean he promissed a wall to keep the criminals and rapists away from us. So at least he's doing that to a degree by walling up himself and his cabinet.

If you discount talent/singing shows, it depends on how you define something better. Disposable Outraged Republican Blonde #7 got her start on Survivor before getting a gig on the View, but that’s about all I can think of off of the top of my head.

I don’t get the first story in this article. Like the headline is mad that they’re taking attention away from a BLM protest because of something that isn’t even confirmed? So in frustration over 2 people that are getting more attention from the media than a protest you’re going to.... write an article about the 2…

I like Nick and I wish him well in reacquiring his intellectual property— also big ups for earning the degree at Howard— but he was better off talking about sports or sharing vegetarian recipes. As far as what was “discussed”: (sigh). There are plenty of books whose contents are wholly ruinous in their content. “The…

Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

Very. I hardly ever cobble my own brogans these days.

“I don’t know, I like _____, I just feel like he’s somebody I could have a beer with” is code for “I don’t like it when people are clearly smarter than me.”

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

I guess the intersection between "I wanna be famous" and "I wanna fuck younger women" is a political theory now.

Considering how we got here...”in one of the most callous things ever captured on video.” might be a bit of hyperbole  

Fresh? Maybe he washed his face with Fabrice Softener

This. Can we please stop giving these two attention whores the attention they clearly so desperately crave. She’s that obnoxious goth girl from high school, all grown up, and he’s a selfish Libertarian asshole/Space Karen and I wish they’d go away forever and take their crotch goblin with them. 

I’ve already got one of those.

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So say we all.

Been around guns my entire life, not afraid of them. You’re right, it is fun to shoot them. They’re also designed for one fucking thing: killing shit. They aren’t quite the same hobby as golfing or hot-rodding, but you already knew that.

Because millions of school children practice active shooter lockdowns because of golfing nuts and NASCAR. Exactly the same thing.

It’s like you all are reading two different universes of news. Biden is in a strong position and Trump in an incredibly and historically weak position for an incumbent; Klobuchar is not the frontrunner for the the vice presidency; multiple media, left, right, center and otherwise investigated the Tara Reade story and…

That’s so lovely! I, too, have a daughter moment. After wanting to be a mom for many, many years, we adopted and I remember a night rocking my daughter in her room and she fell asleep on my shoulder (remember how you can tell they’re asleep because they suddenly become very heavy?!) and the moonlight was coming into…