It’s making me seasick, yet I can’t turn away

It took a lot of reading to get this comment, but much like a prize in box of breakfast cereal, so totally worth the digging.

You’re killing me, Modus 

In other news, irredeemable deplorables nationwide continue to elect the criminally venial.

Thanks, I got a Bingo on “Schema”

Not even Rick Beato himself could make that song either interesting or listenable.

You mean the show was emBiggened? How ignoble!

By weight or by volume?

I can’t bear to watch this, but just seeing it fills me with (possibly foolish, but so?) hope for the future, thank you.

Cockroach-level survival skills? Spade by a mile. Schneider was born to play Kamenev.

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

Oh yes, where the bon mots come as frequently as the characters.

In Wait/hours

Christ, what an asshole!

Let me guess, Only Fools And Horses is your personal high-water mark?

Bazoo doesn’t seem much better, tbh.

Reading the phrase “President Falwell” was enough to Freeze my blood.

At least it’s not your tossed salad.

Funny thing, in each 6-pack you’d get 1-2 beers that were okayish, a couple somewhat skunky and 1 that was completely undrinkable. Also, labels on upside down, or missing labels completely. The brewery must have been a hella fun place to work. 

Goddamn you, Mickeys Big Mouth