The grandkids got us a smart TV for Christmas. How do I set it to mute Ricky Gervais?

It’s like a lab took the worst sitcoms from the 20th century, then took the worst parts of each of them, and Frankensteined the whole thing together into a new, awful sitcom. I don’t think Jason Biggs was cast, I think he just spontaneously appeared as a consequence of all the awfulness.

Whenever I see her mentioned, I always think of the BoJack character, Sextina Aquafina

Is she also suing for the damage done to her face?

Scher, who is a cosmetic nurse at SkinTight MedSpa

Michael Moore is a third of all white males!

After watching that dour, joyless  hostage video of Melania and Donald Trump, here’s a reminder (from just three years ago) of how joyful and inclusive a First Couple’s Christmas message can and should be!

Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that Jesus was Ashkenazi.

David Spade or Rob Schneider as Alexander Kerensky?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

He looks like the world's worst undercover cop.

I feel like some of y’all may not be old enough to remember the puke-colored palette of the 70's or the mauve horror of the 80's. Mid-century is far from the worst trend ever.

The Big Thicc.

Oh lordy, I’d never heard of Memphis design so I googled it. There are some things that can’t be unseen. So much nope.

Memphis Design = Pee-Wee’s Playouse. I’ll stick with MCM where my anxiety disorder has a fighting chance.

*Switches on Dave Brubeck while looking at my mid century modern stuff* “Naw”...*sips tea*

Hi Jezzies,

Have you read Dorothy Parker’s ‘The Betsy’? *chef’s kiss*

Never forget MizJenkins’s struggles with white feminist bloggers on this very site:

I watched an interview by a feminist; I can’t remember her name; but what struck me was her explanation of sexism vs. misogyny. Sexism is the doctrine and misogyny is the punishment when a woman does not adhere to the doctrine.