Ha! It’s funny ’cos it’s non-rhotic.

White woman harassing a woman of colour online.

How do you measure a line of Teslas? In watts?

Water vapor or humidity lowers the static buildup in the same way that you don’t build up a static charge during the summer when you rub your feet on a carpet. The humidity literally conducts the charge away from you in the air. I’d imagine it does the same thing when you have small particles of dust or ash rubbing…

♪ ♫ Sunshine, on my butthoooole, make me happeeeeeeee ♪ ♫ 

Any reference to dog years should give a nod to one of the best AV Club comments ever.

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2Fast; 2Floorius

Well, he sure took it to the next level.

He was in a medical sitcom called Temperatures Rising, which is what I knew him from back then.

Definitely check out Vanishing Point.

Definitely check out Vanishing Point.

You could just say “basil”.

I SEE YOUR TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I RAISE YOU BOLD AND UNDERLINE. IF YOU DON’T THINK AJA KICKS FUCKING ASS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

“SHAME! I’m gonna hide forever...”

The Astros are so preoccupied with outscoring the Yankees in individual games they may end up losing the series in total hits, which as scholars know is really what it’s all about.

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.