Well, many of us are putting on enough weight to take on the Kingpin role...

I think it appealed to a small group of Marling’s acolytes. But for the rest of us who are tired of self-important, pretentious bullshit, the show was middling at best. It’s whole “Girl who is so precious and special she’s too good for this world” thing relied too much on mystery boxes.

It was the kind of thing that…

If you do discover spyware, then you’re in an even more awkward position than you were at the beginning. You might want to curb your Netflix use in office hours, you might want to request a meeting with the head of IT, or you might want to start looking for new employment, depending on all sorts of other factors…

Still one of the great opening guitar riffs, even after all of these years!

Nah, you guys get free exercise thereof just fine

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

Eh, I’m nor sure that these white women matter as much as they/we think they do. As Michael Harriot wrote earlier this month,

No, not Utica, no. It’s more of an Albany expression.

As rundown as Utica may be, they still know how to make a mean steamed ham. 

See the glory...of the Royal Scam

I assumed she was talking about the burger franchise. I have definitely woken up with them in my bed.

But Kurt Cobain said they don’t have any feelings. Surely he wouldn’t have lied to us, would he?

Add killer robots from the future that are sent back in time from the future to kill her and her son, and another one that looks like a hot young woman that is sent to protect them, and I’m in! 

Cover your asses in Calabasas?

Haven’t seen so many diaresises since I played Oregon Trail and my entire party died of dysentery.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

BraGa Ra Ah Ah BraGa Rah Ah Ah

I see people as RFK and say, why not?

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?