A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

I do but not this show. A friend was on the panel and I saw their episode.

When they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said “Aerosmith”, and they said "Dream on!" and laughed. Well who’s laughing now, huh? Steven Tyler, that's who!

The real story here is that Kikkoman soy sauce has been a status indicator for all three time periods. Wat.

The season has been a little rough so far. I’m hoping it picks back up again soon.

I gotta restate that Luke didn’t really have an arc this season or any solidly defined principles, for that matter, that would justify where this season takes him. Luke’s rise to being the new Stokes in town doesn’t work because this doesn’t feel like the culmination or nadir of a plot - it’s just something that…

Does he want some?!

Lucky! I would love to see them live but I’d be afraid of what they might sound like now.

You’d think people in Houston would be tired of flooding things.

booooo

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

I would bump off Sylvia Pogiolli and report to NPR from the Eternal City. And speak fluent Italian, if only the thought of studying and murder didn’t discourage me from pursuing every whim I entertain.

Because after concentrating immigrants in camps, telling them they were getting “showers” probably would be a little too frightening.

DeviantArt and Patreon imagines that every waking second.

Imagine: Horny Dragons.

Here is my pitch. After years of living a life of hell with Rosanne, Dan finally realizes this is not the life he wants. More so he realizes that he has been living a lie his whole life about who he really is inside. The shock of his announcement gives Roseanne a stroke/heart attack/cancer-aids and dies of screen.…

In addition to a mandatory anti-bias training that all Starbucks employees received on May 29

Erik, I love you, but as someone who spent his first 18 years on Long Island Fuck Billy Joel.

Donald P. Bellisario, the creator of Magnum PI, Tales of the Gold Monkey, Battlestar Galactica, Quantum Leap, and NCIS.