Well. Here is was ready to close out 2016 all bitter and cynical like and you had to go post this. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.

Cracked consistently has better written, more thought provoking content than anything on Gawker Media.

they were probably too chicken to sea that air.

And now you’ve done it two days in a row! Haven’t you done enough already?!?!?!

Also now I am humming Hey Jealousy

I couldn’t for the life of me remember what that blooming nose was called...Gin Blossom!! Thank you

Since this is a Dirtbag, may I present a Dirtbag Extraordinaire

I completely agree and, if I may, I’ve something to add...

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

Meanwhile, Catholic priests are still tantalized by the “Altr” app.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

The fact that the party basically handed her the nomination because it was her ‘turn’ was a concession to her feelings and wasn’t based on any calculus of her electability or her capability to govern. (And her only real opposition was some guy who isn’t even a member of the party.)

As the old Jewish joke goes, whenever I’m feeling down, I read Der Sturmer. It tells me that my people are endlessly rich and run the world.

And what about the creation of Crasstalk?

“Hey I’m not an ignorant shithead, where’s my prize?”

Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.

An Arsenal of Vibrators...