“She’s a murderous psychopath, he’s a custodian for a major crime syndicate. But can their love survive these waaacky hijinks!?
I only date custodians. I have a mop fetish.
No Nandos? That doesn’t sit well with me (like an ulcer inducing, vomit promoting Red Robin burger).
Such a terribly underrated movie.
She also sang Metric’s Black Sheep for The Clash At Demonhead’s performance in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:
Nobody cares about your erlection. ;) ;)
what, the Cheddar Bey Biscuits?
I said this last week:
He must take after his mother. He’s not orange; he’s barely tangelo.
Please see “Saved By The Bell” Season 2, Episode 9. It seems to allude to the fact that caffeine pills are a gateway to more serious drug usage. “I’m so excited, I’m so excited...I’m so scared”
I filled one out honestly once. It did not work at all.
Cruz: “New York? *wink wink* “BAAAAAAAAD”
It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.
Goddamn it, you finally write something about a band that adults listen to, and it has to something I never wanted to hear.
Donald Trump is the Kim Kardashian of politics;
I know for a fact that Kelly doesn’t have fleas.
Cop shows exist in two different states, watchable and unwatchable. You have to turn on the TV box to find out which state said cop show is in.
I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!
FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.
FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.
FACT: Dolly Parton…