Reading the phrase “President Falwell” was enough to Freeze my blood.

At least it’s not your tossed salad.

Funny thing, in each 6-pack you’d get 1-2 beers that were okayish, a couple somewhat skunky and 1 that was completely undrinkable. Also, labels on upside down, or missing labels completely. The brewery must have been a hella fun place to work. 

Goddamn you, Mickeys Big Mouth

To paraphrase A Softer World, “The sun is shining/and the birds are singing/and because today is the very last day/it will be The Year Of Penny forever”

Joan Baez & Jeffery Shurtleff, Woodstock, Aug. 1969

Why is no one discussing the fact that Isabela Moner’s head has been put on wrong?

I look at her and all I can see is RFK

Quite rightly.

I’ve pulled those off, only to be arrested for public indecency

Well, this can only go in OneDirection.

Goddamn it! Here’s the star that could have been mine if I wasn’t a day late and a dollar short

She was pretty great in Southland Tales

Not bad, lets see you Do It Again

Well, it is cold and daring

You think this nascent David Frost and Richard Nixon fanfic you’ve inspired will be any better?

So I’m basically a nasty piece of work. Sounds legit.

It’s a puzzle to me, too

125 GBP, same as in town

Garbage? They were shit, too