Says a publicly-avowed Cubs fan? 

Cold, very cold.

suck.com and Spy mag are two lost things that I miss very much.

Something just oesn’t look right about that sign...

FWIW, a friend who’s been a fan since back in the day saw them a few years ago. She said they still sounded great. 

You’re lucky that a rising tide lifts all jokes.

You seem to have forgotten Bugs Bunny in a dress

I hope you’re happy, manipulating us like that.

Oh god, I had no intention of ever remembering that show

That gives them an amazing pool of candidates for the next spin-off, tho.

I went to a Uni in Arkansas with a huge Ag program, a lot of kids there grew up on farms. Those guys always talked about how much they hated the Charolais for their meanness.

May she never end up on a plate with freedom fries

#squadgoals

“Think smaller, and more legs”

Dirt Bag is always the best tag for anything Piven-related.

And bless those who will step up and sing when our hearts are breaking.

Way to bury the lede. Sgt. Sharketti of the Falcon Division? Someone get Raphael Bob-Waksberg on the phone, I’m seeing a cool Bojack spinoff in the offing

I confess to not having heard of her, so I YouTubed. Your sister may be a very nice person, but you just can’t trust a person with aberrant opinions like that.

“You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun”. I will never grow tired of this woman’s singular voice and bold spirit.

Does that mean that Kanye did Taylor out of love?