Oh god, I pray this isn’t 2016's final farewell fuck-you. Anxious hope to her family and friends.

There’s always the 2018 Magikarp calendar.

I’m waiting for them to bring back “Rootless Cosmopolitan.”

Yuge sale in the Bed Linens department.

I will now, for sure. Thanks, Kara, this is a great tune and Donny’s charts are uniformly magnificent.

😢 Please accept my sincere apologies, I never meant to hurt anyone.

Never has the word crapulence imparted so much raw meaning. I mean, I’m not saying he has a vicious drinking problem, but if you listen you can hear him humming “Hey Jealousy”.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR AREA, GATHERING AT THE EDGES OF YOUR VISION, SLITHERING, TALONS CLICKING HUNGRILY, JUDGING YOUR SHOE AND SOCK SELECTIONS

Seems Screwdrivers would be apropos here.

No shenanigans, but I have a Prancercise DVD you can have, cheap.

Well that is loads easier to say than my standard "please don't touch me I'm in a very vulnerable place right now."

The player sure got fucked in the ass what with not getting that third "I".

Feed the turds, trumpence a brag.

God damn it god damn it god damn it there's a price to be paid for not paying attention to the feed at work.

You ask them for the pastrami, no pickle please

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He’s depraved on account he's deprived.

That 2nd pic is giving me serious "Tom Jones" flashbacks...

My dad, also from FR, introduced me to Nathan's as a kid and I've had issues with any other brand of hot dogs since.

That would be jacked up.