Minimally sorry for that.

The tailor next door specializes in sewing appropriate closures into Levi’s 501s overnight, called “Wake Up With Flies”.

edited because I have poor reading comprehension, apparently. Thx for the tip!

Thanks. It wouldn’t surprise me if these had been sitting on the shelf for 6 months. Got them as a gift, didn’t check the expiration.

I do adore Cate Blanchett. However.

https://youtu.be/g_TiqoEw4sQ

Whatever poor bastard has the great misfortune to sit next to me.

Whatever poor bastard has the great misfortune to sit next to me.

Woodmere? Bet they knew my cousins from Lawrence. Lawn Guyland represent!

Robert Kardashian (Sr., of course) was as good as it gets.

Seven psychotic psychics sipping chardonnay stealthily

I don't believe in gods but I do believe that the universe loves me at least a little bit now.

Yep, that’s why Pamela Sue Martin quit the show.

Ya goda good thing going there.

It requires a mention in Earl Wilson's "It Happened Last Night" column.

Thank you, Jia; this was a great piece and you are an excellent writer.

She stuck to him like glu,cos of the money.

Yeah,I don't care who or what that belongs to, it's an objectively beautiful ass.

Your mouth to some slashfic author's ear.

So once again I concatenate this item into the list of things I’ve already done; I find that apparently, from a historical perspective, if this were possible I definitely would. Doesn’t even crack the top 20.

Never anything better here.