So much for the Audi TT.

Rob Kardashian

Schrodinger's Cop?

You forgot Cracker Barrel.

I dunno, this thread has been Tuns of fun so far...

Moo-land Labe

Shouldn’t that be Markotics?

As long as the K is at the end and not the beginning of the sequence, I'm all in.

“There’s also a taboo about a man getting erect in public. Especially in a space that is his job”

And I quote from a “Letter to the Editor”, May, 1991: “In the February issue alone, there are nine unflattering references to someone or other’s diminutive stature.”, not to mention “Your magazine undoubtedly holds the record for most uses of the word Lilliputian per annum." Man, I really miss snarky Barry Diller…

Real tears, big hugs.

Deer Penthouse,

At first I was like, "how is that even physically possible?" Upon reflection, I realized that I've been fucked by so many strands of Christmas lights that I guess it must be my wife's turn after all.

Impromptu cock rings? Often a terrible idea. Stick with the real thing.

Meteorologistspotting

Twas beaten to it.. nm

If you can find it, as horrid as it gets:

I'm sorry, Lindsay, but it's too late to fall in love with Sharon Tate.

Spectacular Restoration! All-One!

Destroy History