Christian Wives - you don’t like how he's handling the teats, kick that motherfucker in the head as hard as you can; after all, one bad metaphor deserves another.

Sci-Fi mechanic? Not if you want to work for Prosolar.

I almost PeeTeeTeed my pants.

The best thing about Steely Dan is that the Yacht Rock condescension aside, almost all of their songs are about drugs, deviant sex or violence. Sometimes all at once. Not to mention the fact that Keith Carlock is one of the finest drummers that you will ever see live.

Cawdor in the house!

I'd be happy with a translated Nu, Pagodi.

More for me! Yea!

Thanks for the tips! Gonna check 'em out later.

Cat Power is (was?) seriously good. "Born in Bars" is a fave.

Funnel cake's OK, but best shared amongst a few people, too much otherwise. Beignets are perfect because they're small and controllable. Both are not to be consumed unfresh, kinda nasty.

Like a beignet that's been dissected.

That's some prime nodding music right there.

Spooky

If you have a few minutes I'd like to talk with you about our lord and savior, Keith Carlock.

You could have a huge hit with "Peg".

Christine McVie would call it a terrible abuse of her artistic effort, but thank you.

Tell me lies,

Nureyev and Baryshnikov walk into a barre

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