Is that Kate Beaton?

Looks like he's thinking about Ukraine.

He was born in 1937, so he pretty much was.

Got the email last night. The limit is in place until the new card they are sending us arrives. We have no liability for spurious charges. This all happened automatically. No Chase apologist here, but I don't get the outrage.

Is absolutely no one a legit answer?

I was thinking Ann-Margaret and some guy, and was OK with that.

I will admit to having had dreams about the triangle of Brie.

So I guess this answers the question "What does the fox say?" He says "Fuck you, and take your food, shelter and affection with you on your way out".

Chekhov's Rifle. If you have a magic vagina hanging on the wall, you'd better use it.

Menudo. Because if you can keep that stuff down, you know you are going to survive.

I meta-came.

Well, He's obvs out of Patty's wheelhouse, but I could totes see him with Selma.

My heart, she is broken.

http://www.jewornotjew.com/ to the rescue.

Inspirals. I haven't seen them in stores recently. Very comfy, pretty sensitive. Used to be my favorite condoms.

As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little cat.

My forbears were haberdashers and horse thieves, and what with my prostate being shot my sperm might as well be brass-plated pot metal. That being said, reading this shit makes me feel sorta ok about myself.

So many solutions that didn't quite pan out. I hope that this is the last one.

Well, in all fairness, they were KGB before they were Mossad.

This is already Something Awful enough.