This worked better when, in my imagination, it was still a Roman Cock Ring fight.
This worked better when, in my imagination, it was still a Roman Cock Ring fight.
Because warm liver is cheaper?
Thank you, I can rest now.
Piss on it, I'm done.
Someone oughto do something a bot that.
My mom has a metal cylinder with a wooden handle (probably from the '50s) - from freezer to cup, about 10 minutes for cold coffee. Don't know if they still sell them, but any machine shop could rip this out in about 5 minutes.
http://youtu.be/ In honor of 2 decent-enough guys no longer with us, I'll just leave this here:
It's at least partially correct.
It's 7:14 AM and I've already diddled myself silly twice with Marina's toothbrush. You snooze, you lose, you lazy bastards.
"Years ago, a shitfaced Noel Gallagher once asked Sinead O'Connor to marry him."
Much like Judas Iscariot, June had to kill the joy in order for the show to be effective. She was the perfect foil. I am really gonna miss this show.
When they criminalize Anal Waxing, only criminals will have smooth, lickable anuses.
"their genitals have been smothered in a pyroclastic flow of groin fat that erupted from their bellies sometime during the Iran-Contra affair"
Well, to be fair, we wanted him to go to med school, but he just wouldn't listen to reason. It escalated quickly. Sorry?
As an American, Hershey's holds a special place in my pancreas.
TBH, what with Florida hitting it's stride, many places that were formerly bastions of slack-jawed yokelism have now earned that sobriquet (relatively speaking).
No Potted Meat? Well, look who's uptown now!
The additional cooling provided from evaporation?
I am willing to bet that she can unhinge her jaw and swallow a baby, whole.