I think it should have starred Aubrey Plaza AND Aubrey Plaza.

If you think that this amounts to shit, you really do not want to know what goes on at chemical plants, refineries and oil rigs.

I was totally gonna visit that link, but fapping is already ahighlight for me and I didn't want to ruin it.

Your optimism is touching.

If you do it like Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, it's hysterical.

Hell, I'm a guy and I used to powder my nose all the time.

Not if he was using an anti-macassar.

I haven't cared for BFF in years but this new, Fraggle-driven muscularity is making me reconsider my opinion. The picked, overdriven base doesn't hurt, either.

Your mouth to dog's ear, Nancy.

What sort of unholy fuckery is it that this woman's perfectly cromulent body should be the cause of this much fascination? I guess that there's nothing left to do but invest in a Brawndo bottling plant.

Also suggested:

Peeing in your wetsuit to stay warm?

On top of...Old Cokey?

Dumbass. Everybody knows that Stiff Nights is the brand to trust.

Here is the key, you win everything.

Thanks for the tip, I can get behind a 0.28mm point. My current fave is the Uniball Signo Ultra Micro, which is 0.38mm. My penmanship is so hideous that I need a thin point to be able to read my own writing.

If only I had a sentient, murderous vagina, I could really get cracking on my enemies list. Starting with Kirk Cameron.

well, in all fairness, they have a documented history of a fondness for fire in the hole.