You know I really don’t believe SOME people. ONE thing I think that everyone needs to TELL their kids is that they’re not just entitled to the support their parents give them. MY personal experience is that most people expect at least a little common courtesy, especially your father or MOTHER. I know it can be hard to…
I think it’s perfectly fine to want your kids to keep in touch with you, especially if you make sure you’re not asking for too much of a time commitment. It seems like the mother here might just be forgetting that it’s hard to settle into a communications routine after a major life change.
Im sorry but I’m laughing.
Steve Buscemi. I have a lot of sex dreams/nightmares. Some of which aren’t really funny at all. But the Steve Buscemi one was. It was surprisingly erotic.
This is oddly adorable.
I kind of image that’s what sex with Tom Hiddleston might be like.
Not myyyy dream, but still awesome/hilarious: I used to work at a talent agency, and a very high-profile actress was on the phone with my boss during a conference call and suddenly out of nowhere she goes: “Oh my god! I just remembered that I had the weirdest dream last night! It was a sex dream about Dwayne ‘The…
My subconscious also believes that Tom Hiddleston is a closet freak, but in the most courteous way. I enjoy that. Very much.
My weirdest sex dream was also my first one. Bill Clinton was there.
This was almost 20 years ago, but it still freaks me out.
This has got to be the winner. What the everliving fuck!
When I was about 16-17, I had several dreams that featured an albino man. He always looked the same, wild white hair, slightly shorter than me, average build, and he never spoke in the dreams. The dreams were never specifically about him, but he would just be there, as an EMT or a person working at a store.
I’M SORRY FOR THE BAD HANDY I HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU, ALAN RICKMAN.
Ya.... I have no defense.
I had my weirdest sex dream years ago at 19, nothing in my more adult life has trumped it. I was seduced by a man in a gazelle mask, not like an African traditional art mask, but like a legit gazelle head placed over his head. I followed him into a building, which turned out to be a bread factory and we banged (myself…
That doesn’t sound weird, that sounds amazing.
I hadn’t thought about it that way. But I would be more upset that I had failed to impress Alan Rickman.
My dream was with me getting shtupped senseless by Tom Hiddleston, and even though he was whispering this incredibly filthy things in my ear and doing things that I never even let my long-term ex do to me, he was always incredibly polite.