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Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a

Last week a wrote a post about being a stay at home mom of a 4 yr old and 2 yr old, newly pregnant with an unwanted would-be 3rd child. I said I was nervous and feeling emotional about the abortion I had scheduled. I want to thank you all for the support and sharing. I had the abortion yesterday. It was fine. I felt

Sooooo, MsCoffee and I met up! Shes pretty amazing, and im a doofus (but hopefully a charming doofus!) so we shall see....

SAY HER NAME THREAD

I was reading that other story tonight about Prime Minister Abe and the Korean Missile test wherein Trump and his folk were spreading classified documents across the dinner table, using cell phone light to illuminate them (provided by Bannon and at least one other person) and the waiters just sort of came and went

US Representative John Lewis, Civil Rights Activist, will testify against Sessions. He was almost beaten to death in Sessions’ home state. May he speak and bear witness for MLK and Coretta Scott King.

Apparently when you drain the swamp, you’re left with a nice permafrosted tundra.

I can feel the abyss staring back

I wonder how much more the escorts he uses charge him vs. their rates for human clients?

Next thing you know we’ll find out that space hates Christmas and apple pie, and wants to legalize weed.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Huh?

Sorry if this is graphic but they DO sell baby parts. And not just any baby parts.....

We are all Kate in that last pic, looking off into the distance, one eyebrow raised.

I went to my very first bachelorette party just last year. And I’m 43! We got extremely drunk while playing mini-golf and then the Best Man hit the pregnant MOH with a badly-aimed golf ball. I had fun.

As a bi lady, I’m an equal opportunity whore. But others have referred to me as a socialist slut.

As a white guy, I often have a hard time telling white guys apart. Accordingly, I often avoid looking in the mirror out of the fear that I might think someone broke into the house.