Sorry, but when people who wear religious head coverings have to daily fight discrimination, I don’t think this is funny. Odd how she didn’t fight to wear her glasses, but she fought for a colander just to be smug.
Urban Decay 24/7 liner (either Glide-On or Waterline) in Perversion. It’s black as oil, death, the inside of your skull, your heart, whatevs. Both MisterDisco and I wear to it certain...ahem...*events* and it wears equally well on both of us, my dry ass lids and his oily ones (granted I have a ton of shadow on mine…
Yes. This L’Oreal pencil in the color Carbon Black (you want the one with the smudger on the end, whether or not you use the smudger). It’s soft and inky like a kohl pencil but sets and stays really well. Just as good or better than an Urban Decay pencil. Should be able to find it at your drugstore.
UD Perversion is good if you want something ultra matte but creamy & good for smoking out. Unfortunately, it does have a tendency to migrate. Their black liner in the Velvet line was really good (but not quite as ultra pigmented black as Perversion), but I heard that might be discontinued for their new Waterline…
We have yet to hear an adequate answer to why Ross, the largest friend, does not simply eat the other five, earthlings.
If I’m flipping channels and come across a Friends episode, I have to watch it. That show underscores my highschool and university years. I remember one early episode, when they’re all playing poker, and Rachel is being a total jerk but Ross lets her win just because she really needs a win after sucky job stuff, and…
I’m on TEAM BUSH because he makes me lol and he reminds me of my friend’s dad in 6th grade who would drive us to the movies and try to ask us who our favorite hip rap r&b artists are, and then would yell at us, “You girls BE SAFE!” from the minivan window, and we’d be like, “OMG your dad is so embarrassing!”
Absolutely everything you said is wrong.
Oh, now this is kind of hilarious.
Are there that few of us, of any gender, that actually like giving oral sex? Sure, I have to remember to move my neck periodically, but it’s a good time with the right mindset.
William’s ex-gf penned a rather interesting reply on HuffPo where she called bullshit on his whole ‘I-was-too-good-at-at-it-so-she-squirted’ line.
My hamster used to pee on you if you held him for too long cause he didn’t like it. makes sense.
You might actually be correct. Like a defence mechanism.
I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.
Thank you, William Lloyd, for advertising to women everywhere that they should not waste their time getting into bed with you. On behalf of women everywhere, thank you!!
Maybe she just peed on him because she wanted it to be over?
I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.