—“You’re a FUCKING DOCTOR. Don’t tell me the washing machine is too complicated for you. Even if you can’t be bothered to mess with the settings it’s always on automatic, just press ‘start’.”—

Being “flimflammed” sounds like it might be fun?

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

This is why living together before marriage is such a great test. If my then-boyfriend had expected me to do all the work, or even a majority of it, we would not still be together. I can’t for the life of me understand why a woman who works as many hours as her partner would ever put up with this sort of scenario…

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

I wonder if it was even your mom. I had a similar experience when I was in kindergarten and it’s never left my mind. My mom worked crazy shifts when I was little and we lived with my grandma, my dad and my sister. Sometimes my mom or grandma would get me up and ready for school depending on who was available.

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting all year for this!! Here is my story.

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days…

I swear by Physicians Formula Nude shadows/liners.

I would recommend a neutrals palette to start out with. I think the Naked palettes are overrated. I like the Too Faced Chocolate Bar.

Over the past year I started to have these really strange dreams, all involving a pale little boy dressed in dirty, old-timey clothes. At first they’d just be regular dreams where I would notice he’d show up (as in I’d have a flying dream or one where I’d be walking around a store and suddenly there he’d be). As soon…

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

Since eye shadow is supposed to be just that — adding shadows to create depth to your lids — I generally stick to a cool taupe color for my cool-toned pale skin. Something that actually mimics the shadows elsewhere on my face. I’m also a fan of rosy tones too, because I have lots of pink undertones.

For eyeliners, I…

I think the bigger issue that nobody has mentioned is that it depends on your eye shape. For example, I have deep-set eyes, so I have to be careful about buying colors that are really dark. I bet your brown eyes would look really smashing with some nice navy or teal colors, though.

I also don’t think it’s always true…

From one vampire to another, I would skip the Naked palettes for now, as there are going to be some shades in there that aren’t flattering, and it’s not very intuitive for how to use the colors (assuming you are truly a complete beginner). I’d also skip any contour palettes with a lot of mattes shades, because those…

Check out the Cosmetics Cop website. There are tons of great videos, advice, and under the Beautypedia heading, loads of drugstore options for makeup that are top-rated. Based on those recs, and my decades of makeup experience, for a newbie, try Milani’s powder gel shadow in, I think it’s called cafe au lait or…

I’d say to try a simple pencil liner on the outer 2/3s. Cheap, easy, classic.