As naive as it might be, this is one of those bikes that I lust after. I’ve never ridden anything, and I’ve never wanted anything with two wheels more than I want this.

Not to mention that compared to the Avalon the 300 ticks more of the right boxes, and the styling is actually attractive.

Sure looks fucking SAME as shit.

If you find yourself in the company of a track day asshole, get yourself a valve stem core remover. Just fuck his day up.

What really fucking cheeses me is that my girlfriend’s parents bought her a mint 2005 turbo Beetle for her 16th birthday. It was a manual. She never learned how to drive it. She got mad at her parents for buying her a manual turbo beetle. It was the exact car she wanted, in the color she wanted. But it was a stick.…

Live your entire life backing out of parking spaces, then. Don’t come crying to me when one day you’re in a hurry and you back over a toddler.

I think that if Miyamoto just showed him the content, he’d throw his money at the screen.

It is a fact that having the nose of your vehicle facing the traffic pattern in a parking lot is safer than backing into the same traffic. That is not an opinion.

As a former DT employee, yeah.

I wouldn’t exactly call a MkIV Supra “obscure”.

Nice confirmation bias you have there

I’ve met some that prefer to be called Indian because at least that’s a monument to the stupidity of white men. “Native” implies “uncivilized” and “savage” which is just as offensive, I’d think.

The level of cowbell in this song is rivaled only by Blue Oyster Cult.

Wouldn’t a FIAT dealer also be equipped to service a Maser?

Aft of the landing gear. Bro.

The only problem is, good luck finding one for sale even remotely near base price. This is the one 4C in existence in Boise, ID and, well...

I was actually being serious, you might legitimately be a sociopath.

I’ve just never seen anyone so detached from humanity. You may want to seek counseling as that is a symptom of sociopathy.

Is it sexy? God yes.

If you think that’s uncommon, how about the Chrysler 300 version?