One of the biggest problems with my seborrheic dermatitis is that the particular strain I have is oleophilic. It feeds on skin oils as well as any others introduced, including coconut oil. No matter how frequently I clean, it always returns after about an hour. It’s really shitty.

Jokes aside, the only people I’ve ever talked to that say Destiny has no story are the ones that haven’t played it since vanilla.

Why stop them? The more autonomous cars on the road, the better and safer the rest of us will be. No more Camry drifting head on into your lane while you’re out carving some twisty asphalt.

Thanks m80. My favorite is ALT+0153 for that Sarcastic Trademark™ effect.

I can’t believe I just watched a 15 minute video of a 26 year old Pontiac.

Honestly even the torque of some big V-twins is a force to be reckoned with. I hopped on a Star Bolt R-spec and it was like a 5 year old trying to take a Great Dane on a walk during mating season in a dog park.

Your intersectional definition and language policing of an objectively harmless word is polluting the discussion. I suggest you use The Googles next time you have trouble identifying whether a word is racist. (Hint: Words are not racist unless they are slurs, and “thug” is not a racial slur.)

The majority of replies to your comment are the sole reason that I hope to see all of Gawker Media torched to the fucking earth. I love Jalopnik and its sub-blogs, but fucking christ they are full of the worst type of people.

Kirby sucks, the Corolla sucks...

Why not “’66 on 66" on its 66th birthday, on the 66th day of the year(March 5)? If you’re lucky enough, it might even be 66° on that day.

Why can’t Leno stay in his fucking lane?

I mean, Carpenter Brut is good and all, but if you’re going to go Synthwave, Street Fever is where it’s at:

For me, stickers only go on glass. No way to fuck up your paint if you never have to touch it!

You bore me. Everything you write is tl;dr material.

Jesus, and I’M the one whining? Sorry that my enjoyment of a video game ruined EVERY GAME EVER for you. Best get another hobby, like basket weaving. You’re not cut out for the internet, bucko.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

This is what you sound like.

What’s it like being a completely insufferable anal wart?

“This is why we can’t have nice things!!” the manchild wailed as he didn’t get his way for the first time ever

BREAKING: Friend Who Just Got Motorcycle Already Dead