Not that it will ever happen.

I need one. Absolutely perfect for the zombie outbreak. Sips fuel which will be very scarce, all-terrain, with silent weapons and all the survival tools you could need. Just this and your favorite bug-out bag and you're ready to behead the undead.

that is literally the definition of a moped.

I had no idea Bill Clinton spoke German.

Makes me glad I wore my brown pants.

*MkI

But what if I want it with Left-wheel drive?

Why is it "too soon" to even talk about the Carrera GT? Everyone is saying "bawww it's too soon buhhhh"

I just got mine in yesterday and I have but three words to describe it:

I just got mine in yesterday and I have but three words to describe it:

Boise, Idaho!

I've had a crisis. You owe me a pair of jeans.

Best sounding V6? Maybe from Honda, but I take exception to that statement, sir.

you missed the joke, like...by a lot.

This is at the top of my American Dream Car list. Sadly nobody ever seems to give it the love it so desperately deserves.

Service dogs would be entering the establishment with their owner.

I'll be honest, the more I see Toyobarus, the less I like them. I dunno why, they just don't look as good as they used to.

Notice the distinct absence of the letter O.

Why the fuck can nobody spell VOLKSWAGEN right? It's even more heinous in this case as it's fucking WRITTEN ON THE TAILGATE FOR YOU

Sounds like you've got all the butthurt.

Which means he's either ignorant or he has HIV!