I have always wanted a hearse. I can theoretically afford this one. In fact, it's cheaper than my GTI was. So, nice price it is.

Having watched Eric Wareheim's vision of Pon De Floor, I can safely say that I have no idea what you're talking about.

Aw man, why is CTHULHU banned?

Why the hell is APLSAUC banned? I fucking love applesauce.

Russians seem to have overwhelmingly terrible taste in modification. However, I want those center caps.

You're all wrong.

MY SWEET BABY JESUS.

The hidden box behind the nav screen is cool, yes.

Is it just me, or is it made from a mobile missile platform? This looks like a SCUD truck.

Is that a tiny toy Subieyota?

Why not just have a bluetooth link to an app that utilizes the GPS function in your phone? Fuck dock connectors.

To be completely fair, you were SOL when you decided buying a Palm was a good idea.

Crack Pipe. Yes, it's a Miata, and yes, it has a newer drivetrain, but pops needs to shave off about a grand for me to even consider this pepto nightmare. It's gonna cost a pretty penny to have this thing repainted in a correct color.

I don't see why everyone is so wound up about the grille. It looks aggressive and doesn't afraid of anything.

Huh, as a mk3 it should. Mine has one, and it's a 97, so not too much older. Maybe electrical problems? Would not surprise me.

"Sometimes I'll push it until that needle's really hugging E (or R, as the Germans like)."

How did I not know about this?

I really only want to see a white one. White cars with black accents (like the vents and bumper) make my wiener tingle.

Plot twist: Instead of a shiny new Subaru, he gets chlamydia.

Who shit in your Wheaties this morning?