Corrado, duh! I'd like to have two awesome dubs in my driveway.

11/10

John Davis once asked the world, "World, are you ready for a $25,000 Subaru?"

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Who else hopes that this is the first new Alfa to hit the US?

One which you will have to sell in order to actually repair the hydraulics when they inevitably go.

That's mad. What if you own a telly, but it doesn't receive signal? Say, it's only used for video games and such? And what's the penalty for infringing this law?

I don't quite follow the licensing fee. You need a license to own a telly?

Sackbut sounds like a goddamn cartoon character.

Watch Top Gear Korea! It's pretty fucking good, despite the fact that you can't understand them at all.

...So it can go around 300 miles before it stops going?

HELP ME.

Those headlights are awkward and I hate them.

I'll take one in white, thank you.

Yes.

What's with the stupid chrome and silver everywhere? I can hardly look at it because it all blends together.

It's the same if you're single.

Coming from someone who has never, ever really liked Corvettes...this is bleeding marvelous. Can't wait to see how it stacks up against its doppelganger, the Viper.

I HATE THE LINCOLN GRILLE.

If by "set on fire" you mean finally kill, then yes. The only good part about this thing is the taillights. Ford should put them on other things, because they're nice.